Jokes

http://www.rogerdarlington.co.uk/Jokes.html  : – This is a fabulous link for having a hearty laugh. My favorite –

Texan: “Where are you from?”

Harvard graduate: “I come from a place where we don’t end our sentences with prepositions”.

Texan: “Okay – so where are you from, jackass?”

What is the correct use of a semi-colon?
Only to be used as a last resort, a semi-colon is a partial removal of the intestines.

Advertisements

2 Responses

  1. A blind man walks into a bar, makes his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender. “Hey, You wanna hear a blonde joke?”

    The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair that you should know five things.

    Number One. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

    Number Two. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

    Number Three. I’m a six-foot-tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

    Number Four. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

    Number Five. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

    She concludes by smugly asking, “Now think about it seriously, mister.
    Do you still wanna tell that joke?”

    The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five fucking times.”

  2. bar stools that are made from stainless steel are the best because they don’t tarnish often :,.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: